calls grocery store
me: do you have cotton balls
me: does it tickle when u walk
worker: -hangs up-
Bill Nye The Science Guy, “Atoms” (1997).
today in class someone sneezed & my teacher told them to shut up
THIS IS SO CUTE I NEED TO PUNCH A WALL TO FEEL MANLY AGAIN
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