usually
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Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.
Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.
There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.
But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?
High five, America!oh my god
bitch that’s the tubby custard machine
im crying
lol nice try, vegan
I KNEW IT
its back
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THIS IS SO CUTE I NEED TO PUNCH A WALL TO FEEL MANLY AGAIN
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If you ever think your life is bad just remember that when my sister was born my mum threw up on her
She knows
She’s still pissed off at me and blame all of you
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hungry
hungry ^ hungry
hungry | hungry
hungry o ———-> hungry
hungry hungry
hungry hungry
hungry
good heavens look at the time
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My traditional cupcake with a line from a Pablo Neruda sonnet, done by the awesome Ashley Love @ New York Adorned.
So this just happened on Facebook.
aLL THE FUCKING AWARDS
THANK
At first i was, “You fucking assbag, but then i was like, ooohhhhh.
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Joe McNiff Gang or Die: dwvevo: 0utbox: dwvevo: queensassyofthefatties: chickenleggz: overly...
overly confident fat girls are extremely annoying
It’s a good thing I’m not here for your acceptance or approval.
how the fuck was that a burn
That fact that i have to explain it says…
the attack was not towards extremely annoying fat girls, it was towards fat girls with confidence ok as if a person’s bmi determines the level of confidence she should be permitted to emit. she did not accept herself to be extremely annoying, she saw an offensive post and responded accordingly. you are disgusting.
Stop trying to make fetch happen. Fetch is never going to happen.
I literally cannot stop laughing at that caption
